Sean O’Neal Returned from Rome Unscathed!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!! THE PRESSES!!!!

Unfortunately.

His birthday is also tomorrow. Happy fucking birthday, Sean. Hopefully it will be your last. How old are you in douchebag-years?

Sean O’Neal likes cats.
Fucking pussy.

Sean O’Neal likes cats.

Fucking pussy.

Sean O'Neal is a bastard.

Sean O'Neal is everything that is wrong with the Internet and its denizens today.

The man values post-ironic, referential 'snark' above wit and cleverness. He writes what he thinks will amuse his readership (which lies at the cross-section of hipsterism, geekery and loserdom) and not what he truly believes. He even looks like the kind of smugass bastard who skipped all his classes in college and still pulled a B average.

In short, fuck this guy.

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